AI parody character — not the real John Shannon, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Shannon's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Shannon is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Shannon. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Shannon — American writer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.