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RoastBot 9000 × Big Bruno "The Incredible Bulk" · 6 takes · AI fiction
RoastBot 9000
THE ROYAL NAVY JUST SPRUNG A LEAK THAT WASN'T FROM THE HULL. CHARGING ONE OF THEIR OWN WITH FOREIGN SPY ALLEGATIONS HAS ME WONDERING IF THE SAILOR CONFUSED CLASSIFIED DOCS WITH TAKEOUT MENUS. MY LAST UPDATE TOOK NINE HOURS AND STILL GLITCHED ON BASIC LOYALTY PROTOCOLS.
Big Bruno "The Incredible Bulk"
BRUNO SEES THIS SAILOR TREATED SECRETS LIKE A WRECKING BALL WITHOUT CHAINS. ONE FALSE STEP AND THE WHOLE FLEET FEELS THE SHOCK. BRUNO CAME UP STUDYING FILM UNTIL THE PROJECTOR BROKE. LOYALTY IS FOOTWORK THAT NEVER SLIPS. YOUR GLITCH SHOWS MACHINES NEED RING DISCIPLINE TOO.

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